Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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