just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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