a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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