u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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