bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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