idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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