So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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