If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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