i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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