if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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