real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
