like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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