she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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