I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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