Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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