Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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