Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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