You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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