He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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