He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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