We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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