I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
