The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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