Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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