I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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