can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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