I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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