Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I skipped work to stalk him.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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