this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize