Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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