After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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