Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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