I just cut my nipple shaving
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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