so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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