Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
That's how pantless uber rides happen
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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