you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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