ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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