Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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