I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
