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(703): View more from Virginia

Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.

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(607): View more from New York

If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.

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(517): View more from Michigan

New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.

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(406): View more from Montana

don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING

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