but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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