Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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