worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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