So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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