Your dad touched me again.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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