She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
