I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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