Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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