So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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