I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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