chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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