OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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